what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
*walks up to straight couple* so which one of you is the knight and which one of you is the potion seller
You haven’t seen happiness until you’ve seen 7 rats in a box of (pet safe) packing peanuts
shit we should all take some pointers from her.
a dead scene kid is trying to contact me through captcha
it hit me pretty damn hard. *netflix my soul away*
i googled “why do cats run around and meow at night” and one of the results listed this as a cause:
if you don’t know what my voice sounds like you should keep it that way for your own sake
leaving the house with new clothes on